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Verse 1: There he is just minding his own business The buoyant yellow Buddha on the sea As free as a bird he bobs along not knowing what now lurks beneath The bubbly deep Verse 2: The waves they lap against his useless flappers He quacks away the day in distant reverie Yet little does this feathered friend now apprehend that he's a floating feast For the beast Pre-Chorus: The waters start churning The tides they are turning The surface is storming A maelstrom is forming The waves they are breaching The gulls they are screeching And from the foam there slithers into sight…… Chorus: Rubber Squid! – Swim for your life! Tentacles! – Please do not dive! Scissor beak! – Nowhere to hide! Rubber squid! Oh Duckie you're the catch of the day…… Verse 3: Oh Mr Yellow You're no longer mellow You're white as a sheet Coz the squid wants to Eat you alive! Outro: Don't fight it Mr Duck The cephalopod's suck You've run out of luck You unfortunate cluck Oh Mr Duck This time you're really fucked