Pizza

We eat Pizza Every single day Forgot one in the oven But didn't throw it away In our room now we got a Pizza Old and hard and grey It lives there in a corner Resistant against decay Pizza! Huhh! Pizza! Mhmmm… They tried to kill our Pizza It was the President But our bad-ass Pizza Turned into a dissident What did they put in our Pizza? That it won't rot and die Must be a mutant Pizza Enhanced with eternal life